If they could see me now

South Park

Compositor: Kathie Lee

If they could see me now, that little gang of mine.
I'm eating fancy chow and drinking fancy wine.
I'd like those stumble bums to see for a fact
The kind of top-drawer first-rate chums I attract
All I can say is: "Wow, look where I am!"
Tonight I landed- Pow!- right in a pot of jam.
What a setup, holy cow!
They'd never believe it, if my friends could see me now!